1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.6. we think about you all the time.7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.9. we like you to be a little jealous .…