50 THiiNGS THAT ii [[& iiM PRETTY SURE OTHER GiiRLS]] WiiSH THAT GUYS KNEW

1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. eye contact is key.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
16. laugh at our jokes.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. we love surprises!
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
30. clean your room before we come over.
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. hit it and quit it, because later i'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

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